Bad Ass Classic Corvette

1982 Chevrolet Corvette Additional Info:

Who needs good looks when you have this bad ass classic?

This is the 1982 Corvette Stingray
Collectors Edition!

Having problems with the ladies? Having problems with thelady you already have? Want a surefire way to piss your wife off and make all the guys jealous? Of course you do! Tired of dragging your kids with you everywhere you go? Not a problem here! This car only has 2 seats! One for you and one for the 6 pack of Bud you're picking up at the store!

You will get ladies screaming out their phone numbers at you. Yeah it may be washed up old glam rock groupies, but hey without this car you weren't even getting that much action before were you?

Did I mention it’s a freaking Corvette?! I mean seriously, if that alone doesn't make you wanna put the pedal to the metal and drive like you're in grand theft auto, then you don't have a pulse.

Seriously, why haven't you already called and asked about this babe magnet yet?

This thing has been around the block a few times, but face it, haven't we all since 1982? The inside & outside looks GREAT, but yet sometimes this baby does need a good shot of Viagra. Nothing that a little TLC & the right hands can't fix.Who can relate? Right!

It has 131,932 original non-smoker miles on it. The only smoking that has been in this car is my girls smoking hot ass!

200hp 350ci V8, Cross-fire fuel injection L83 engine. 4 speed automatic overdrive transmission

0-60 in 7.9seconds- the quarter-mile in 16.1 @ 85mph. (Don’t ask me how I know this.)

Fully independent rear diff w/posi-traction

Mirror paint finish, rare collector’s edition 2-tone Silver over Maroon with red pinstripe detail. Front fog lights.

Silver leather bucket seat interior w/ factory console.

Power windows and door locks. Because when you are cruising the streets looking for chickies your hands need to be free to catch all those panties that are being thrown at you!

Mirrored removable T-Tops. Who needs A/C? – Just take the tops off & let your White Snake mullet blow in the wind!

4 wheel power disc brakes; that will help you stop on a dime when you see those patriotic red, white & blue lights in your rear view mirror!

Driver side airbag, because face it; you only want fun-bags in the passenger seat!

Rockin Alpine CD player, stereo system. With remote control & detachable face. Also 2, yes 2, blasting 12” rear box speakers. To listen to those head banging glory days of Skid Row & Cinderella! Rock On dude!

This car is obviously priceless, but yet it is time to go our Separate Ways, It will be a Hard Habit to Break, but there will be Always something there to remind me of my Tainted Love. So Don’t Stop Believing, it is time for the Winds of Change. But To Shock this Monkey you have to bring $11,500 Dollars.

See the examples of how much others have listed this same model for. This is well below value, because I know that Everybody wants to Rule the World.

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