1971 cadillac convertible almost completly restored hunk of junk classic car

1971 Cadillac Eldorado Additional Info:

Absolute piece of crap, ALMOST EVERYTHING ON THIS CRAP BOX HEAP IS BRAND NEW, it runs and drives like a true Cadillac gas hog should the new shocks $500.00 make it feel like your on a crapy boat on a glass lake i just watched another piece of crap 71 get bid up to 18 grand and the reserve wasnt met so mine must really be ready for the junk yard it got to 11 grand lol, just put a brand new convertable top on this heep and had the mechanics of the top serviced $3500.00 has a glass window in back if you dont want cold AC dont buy this car i just put close to 2 grand in the air conditioner and ather parts along with new headlights and belts, if you DONT WANT A DEPENDABLE CAR dont buy this one it starts every time and runs great, its an Arizona original car so when i took this junk Yard LEMON down to bare metal for the $7500 dollor paint job it had no rust and no bondo, now i KNOW its a crap car! this heep has 79555 and going up on this odometer so i kind of liked this car, i restored it to the tune of almost $28000.00 WHEN I SOBERED UP I THOUGHT, what a dumb ass, if you bid be BLANKING serious if your not and just a BROKE dreamer like me well that makes us both MORONS i figure if some ding bat bids the 12 grand i can laugh my butt off at them for being dumber than me eh, yep this RUST BUCKET is in almost perfect condition and drives like a brand new 1971 cadi but people who bought these new were ding bats too, this is a SUPER nice example of our 1971 history, I WONT ANSWER ENDLESS QUESTIONS UNLESS YOU HAVE A BID IN, THESE PICTURES ARE ACCURATE AND SHOW WHAT A RUSTY PIECE OF CRAP IT IS the dash does have a couple cracks and i have a bid to REPLACE it at $1200.00 at auto spa upholstery, and if your dumb enough to buy this HEEP ill take it there for you, miles are still going up as i drive this! i just duck down so no one sees me!, so in retrospect i cant even fathem someone bidding on this thing, im too honest im NOT A DEALER AND I DONT NEED YOU TO BUY MY CAR IF YOU ARENT SEEING A NICE CAR SCROLL ON, IF YOU ARE READY TO GET THE BEST DEAL OF YOUR LIFE BID ON THIS GAS GUZZLING RUST BUCKET PIECE OF CRAP LIKE YOUR AS DRUNK AS YOU WERE ON YOUR DUMBEST NIGHT, I WILL LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! AS YOUR THINKING OF WAYS OF CHEWING OFF YOUR ARM SO YOU CAN GET OUT WITHOUT WAKING IT UP, oh my phone number is 480-369-4815 id be scared to call me too but hey man i cant reach thru the phone and i dont know where you live you will be ok, DONT BID IF YOUR NOT SERIOUS I WILL NOT CANCEL YOUR BID AND YOUR 100% RATING WILL BE SHOT TO HELL, this is the last shot you will have to buy this car i wont post here again, it will be conighned somewhere maybe they can get some of my money back 480-369-4815 BIG BOB (not my real name)